Had me in stitches, anyway. While we’re on the subject of Stephen Hawking, be sure to check out MC Hawking’s Crib too! Sadly they’ve taken their MP3s off general download, available as they are now only on CD, but trust me, they’re funny.
Apparently the great man has a good sense of humour and takes these light- hearted jibes in the manner they’re intended!
Matt Godbolt is a C++ developer living in Chicago. Follow him on Mastodon or Bluesky.